Ralph is a bum and a vagabond. He’ll usually do anything for a drink, and he’ll try anything to get with a woman. How he’s been able to wander from town to town without getting eaten by something in between is a wonder to everyone that’s ever met him. One that also catches people by surprise sometimes is his ability to lay his hands on a powerful item here or there. Noone knows how he does it, but every once in a while, when trying to get money for booze, he’ll reveal a rare or pwowerful item or weapon that he’ll sell. He can usually be found outside a tavern or one of Neela’s brothels.